Monday, January 5, 2015

do we really need to see this

as a dyed in the wooly mammoth patriots fan for forty years, i have had to endure some pitiful moments.... my team was the worst!  year after year, my team was the laughing stock of sports...

if your team was having a three game slump, you HOPED the patriots were on your schedule, you were guaranteed a win, and you looked forward to going to foxboro to play the worst team in the NFL...

we are (at least this ferret is) a blue collar fan... that is to say, every game is expected to be a loss.. that is just part of the psyche, i  don't relish wins any more than i get disappointed by loss...

i don't get on my twitter and rant patriots wins, cheer, or brag... long time readers or followers will attest to that ~  you would never even know what team i support, since i have nothing to say in public about my team, they are a team, i am a fan, and that doesn't mean i should blast out every freaking victory like we just won the super bowl... as brady says: "well done is better than well said"...  not a bad quote for a jock

so i come to this week's sporting spectacle, and we have to endure "DALLAS NATION"  oh gosh... seriously?

must the dallas fans invade the internet and leave their mark on twitter and facebook and tell the world how great their team is?



can't they (obnoxious dallas fans) just accept that sports is often luck, and more often the entire spectacle can be attributed to a ref's call, or even a micro second of chance?  why relish a win anymore than be depressed over a loss?  it's a numbers game at best, and at worst, it's just a freaking game! football is entertainment...

if you are going to celebrate a win this weekend, why not cheer on the seven year old with the broken wrist, who lost her family in a plane crash, and still had the guts to walk to a house in the dark of night, and call 911.. that is a true triumph of the human spirit, a demonstration of the human condition, indeed, ferret worthy even




do the world a favor dallas fans, and when you want to talk trash online, and brag about your teams accomplishments, change your focus, and think of Sailor Gutzler.. she has no family, they are dead....  and yet you live...

the entire spectacle life is often just a matter of the Great Ref's call, or even a micro second of chance

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i tweet at @Samuel_Clemons  and you can donate to the girl's fund at https://www.sailorgutzlerfund.com/ 

Sunday, December 21, 2014

dystopian fiction and the reality of air

i found dis bit of crafted narrative on "Wired" you know that political narrative crap, posing as a tech blog.....

Her new book, This Changes Everything: Capitalism vs. The Climate, argues that only dramatic policy shifts can avert climate catastrophe, and that ordinary people need to speak up and demand emissions caps, public transportation, and a transition to renewable energy. That’s a hard sell politically, which is why dubious measures like geoengineering and cap-and-trade have been proposed instead.  *excerpt from:
Dystopian Fiction’s Popularity Is a Warning Sign for the Future
so, bein' the ferret dat i am, i will translate the definitions of these terms out of the context of code speak, and into the realm of reality away from the crafted narrative.....  

emissions caps:  leave the U.S. in the vulnerable position of a service sector society that doesn't "make anything"

public transportation:  spend hundreds of millions of dollars per mile so rich white people are guaranteed their maids can come clean their houses on time

renewable energy:  any company that Al Gore owns stock in; after all, he did win the Nobel Prize for putting together a powerpoint presentation

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capitalism is here to stay... without it we'd all be riding donkeys down to the open air meat market, swatting flies and maggots off the goat meat folks...

i am not going to waste my life making myself miserable and ranting about the environment ~ you are welcome to take the adult approach here, and block me, and call me names...

Merry Christmas!!




Wednesday, April 30, 2014

the one who looks in your eyes

the one who looks in your eyes and sees that you know exactly what they are thinking

the one who looks in your eyes and sees a powerful truth that you have captured every nuance of them ~ every vibe

the one who looks in your eyes and sees you as you are and still loves you

the one who looks in your eyes and sees a wonderful loving soul no matter what 

that is the pet human, when it stares at me with those knowing eyes

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Happiness is a Decision

We have to Make a Decision to Be Happy... People search mountains, travel the Earth, look their entire lives for happiness. Only to determine that it is a decision ~ often which we must keep on making.

sociocultural anthropology

my pet human thinks it knows social patterns defined over a convergence of technology with telephony useage; disrupting social patterned POS habits adjusting response to modern markets and triggers ~ however, i think that i can produce a conversion rate higher than usual using emotional triggers and scientific data to create cultural trends, accepted speech dialects, and non mainstream influences to develop  sales word patterns.

Patterns have been established by non mainstream trends.  A girl in Boston no longer trusts CNN or Dave Letterman.  She turns to the Internet, and finds micro local content about BeanTown developed by Boston Producers and covering her neighborhood.  She loves what she sees, she tunes back in.


Sunday, November 10, 2013

just livin' right

sometimes it just all works out, and the symbiotic connection is wonderful, maybe spiritual who knows it's all good ~ we make instant sense to each other ~ i ~ wiggle ~ for ~ these ~ moments

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Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Only to My Friends!

IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG:
PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR DOG!  YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS, FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS, NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK, THREE FLAG BURNERS, AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.
FOR THE LAST TIME ... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!

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 NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE 'BAD TASTE' OUT OF HIS MOUTH!

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