Friday, July 26, 2013

A Report from the Colonel

It's been a while. Jan 1st, don't get all sentimental on me.  Thought I'd bring you news from the front.  As Master Pilferer, i rise from my naps, and snag your filet mignon, preferably lobster, and hide it under the sofa.  i use diversionary tactics to keep you from looking there.

that was my ninja tip for the bi annual.

ciao my lovelies


  1. Just a suggestion you may want to review the storage arrangements for such pilfered good's who has time to experience salmonella? So much wisdom to dispense so many adventures to conduct, then there is being "da" Ruler of the Universe thing, looking after uncle Freddie & paying attention to your legion of girlfriends. I am stressed just thinking about it !!!!!!!!!!