napping is just part of the lifestyle. why get worked up and upset, when a fine nap will do the trick? wake up, give a yawn or two, take a snack, and crawl back to bed. sometimes, when asked if i just yawned, i reply: "no, that was yoga. a deep breathing exercise" what a life.
|Jedi Ferret by @FallOutGrrrrl on Twitter|
so now, there are competitors for my gig. i have found other critters trying to get in on the napping scene. i won't bother you with a snoozing cat, or the proverbial "sleeping dog" which we will allow to lie undisturbed.
nope. it's worse. the seals are getting in on the action. we ferrets have been squeezed out of hollywood: no more beer commercials for Budweiser, no more movie cameos.... Geico went with squirrels, and an animated Gecko with a cute accent. having been thus indignantly tossed aside, we now have to compete with a napping baby seal!! this is getting rough.
seems this guy crawled into the house through the doggy door, climbed up on the sofa and snoozed away. the pic went viral, and now i am having to call my therapist, and booking agent.
i think the lil guy might have snagged my gig!!
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original story courtesy of Global Animal