Thursday, September 5, 2013

a typical morning

i wanted to give my one adoring fan a blog post, i likes to stick wif what works for me: useless drivel, complete nonsense, and  good thorough time wasting roll fru da ether....  hopefully i have not disappointed you fan, whoever you are

before i begin, i have a problem: my squiggly key is broken, so i can't make wigglies on my twitter.  yep. this is probably a sign of the apocalypse...  just threw dat out there buy tin foil hats or something, tell em Sammy sent ya

today, i wanted you to get a snippet of my twitter timeline, an encapsulated look at what my existence has become, i get my morning massage, ask da pet human to bring me my slippers and tv remote, and settle in for morning reading, this is what I saw:


  you're not supposed to laugh yet, i haven't typed anything,

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what is a "morning read" wiffout seein' my own tweets?  doesn't everybody favorite their own stuff?  just SOP 'round here
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i got all kinds of people, i don't exclude people just because they can't spell....  hey, i can't even reach da shift keys who am i to complain?
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this person seems to have one of those ongoing dialogues with themselves, you know the type, where you can't really get the gist, but sort of?  i love the word Divergent, i have used it to sound intelligent on more than one badass occasion.  bitches
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i don't listen to blogtalk radio, but i got a big gig coming up... i wonder how many people will actually tune into this guy, if he has at least one loyal fan, he's probably doing better than me
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now this one is cool... i like the word Tao..you know, the tao of wiggles, the tao of ferret cuteness - but Dao?  i might have to pilfer dat word
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origins of the world, huh? i saw this and wondered if it was another crackpot theory by the world's leading astrophysicists, who ironically claim that: "it takes a great leap of faith to believe our theories of the origins of the Universe"  yea, no kidding
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my deepest knowing? it is far too early to contemplate my deepest knowing, the pet human didn't bring da remote; now i'm gonna have to chew da buttons off to show my disgust...

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good morning from ferret burrow virginia, if ya stop by, leave your Twitter Handle in the comment, and bring yo deepest .... errrr  bring some useless drivel 



6 comments:

  1. my enigma. ..your brilliant. ...never change lol xx

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  2. Hey Sammy!
    Anyone brave enough to analyze his Twitter feed for relevance to Life, the Universe & Everything is aces in my book! Am *almost* inspired to attempt the same feat with mine. But I fear what it will illuminate about me...

    Have a lovely! ~throws wadded up crinkly tin foil ball~
    @MuseInks

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  3. LOL. It's not exactly YOUR deepest knowing if you have to take a class about it. Sammy, you can find the funny in anything.

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  4. Okay, I agree the ferret is cute despite her diet of frosted pop-tarts.

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  5. Hey, I think you can get the Tin Foil Hats at Party City and such. I'm sure that you've caused a run on them! They better stock up! Wear them, when your reading your tweets for security, too. Never know what's going to come up!

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