derek haines, vandal at large

not very often, but sometimes a human will wander by my hovel, poke around a bit, thinking they've found a rabbit hole, and wake me up from one of my naps... regular readers know i nap often, generally 14 times per day, more often on sundays, and i don't mind the occasional curiosity seeker, and sometimes invite them in for tea, in my slumbered state, i forget they can only fit a nose in the opening to my ferret hole.... oh, this just in: Ann from Ann Arbor again, "sam, get on with the story, will ya?" oh, right, well, derek happened by, and asked why i sometimes use such long run on sentences, and i had to explain that my paws are not all that large, and i hate having to hit the shift key and he's lucky i don't run him off for waking me up; being the good sport, he threw a blueberry pop tart down into the burrow, and i have been working on it for a couple of days, if anyone cares to join me, i've only taken a few bites....

from someone blessed with an extraordinary mind, and also a gift for euphemisms, powerful allegory, not to mention he can butter a mean pop tart, i highly recommend you click the link below, and read derek's latest post.... 


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Ongoing excerpts from Sam's time line, misc assorted tweets, these are from September 2010: 

Sarcasm is a powerful tool for humor and good in the world, as long as you don't scare everyone off while doing it.....

I was told I should be more sensitive, so I am switching from Very, Very Sarcastic, to Very Sarcastic... I hope that satisfies everyone

Ferrets are convinced the happy dance solves all problems. They have a perfect track record.

It is a lot easier for me to remember if I just call everyone Uncle Freddie

ferrets have been mayors,governors, and one ferret was even squeaker of the house

ferrets have a secret plan to solve the world's problems .... take more naps

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We'll update this feature regularly, here's just some off the bottom of the list: 

I was thinking this twitter gig was just come in and crack a few jokes a week before each movie, like Will Farrell. This is long term!!

 

Mary, ColoSprings: Sam were there any famous ferret pilots? me: that's too much work ... you know winding the rubber bands?

if you make someone laugh, you give them a respite from themselves

Note to New Followers: Due to the influx and increase in stupid questions, if yu dont get a response, don't give up, keep on asking ..lol

Andy from Capitol Hill: Sam do you laugh out loud sometimes at your own jokes...? Me: No Andy, but your avatar sure made me grin

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