|Caesar Crossing the Rubicon Image The Rubicon No Longer Exists|
like Caesar of old, i have been challenged. last night, i was called to Rome by MorgansDead. let me find the tweet, oh here it is:
Polar Bear is like the cutest big boy ferret ever! Sorry @Samuel_Clemons my Polar Bear is cuter than you
arrangements are being made, i'm being coiffed and groomed, the twin masseuses have been called in to calm my nerves, my best accessories are being laid out ( GI joe helmets, micro headsets, navy scarf ) the entire far flung ferret clans are being notified and rounded up, guests will soon arrive, electricity and excitement are in the air, peanut butter and banana slices are laid out nicely ~ all visiting ferrets must have plenty of sleeping bags ~ all for the Great Ferret Cute Off ~ oh yes, the die is cast
this just in: "Sam, seriously. you compare your cuteness being challenged to Caesar crossing the Rubicon?" mary, my detractor.
me: mary, will you be bringing any guests?
after checking on my pile of poptart wrappers, and left footed socks,
with all the goings on, and so much to do, i have done what any manic, pampered, slightly hyper ferret would do in these die cast circumstances.....
i've increased my nap schedule
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