contemplative is such a good word. i know humans like it when i'm contemplative. gone is the manic frenzied pace i usually set, and a serenity settles in. well that was probably all just a facade ~ contemplative can be misleading, i was filling out my application, and bragging about it on twitter.
"i'm filling out my application for Ferret PlayGirl..." i tweeted ~ fishing for feedback.
when i received a most inexplicably remarkable unfathomable tweet from a critter what called hisself sam da ferret.
"I am Sam Jr the bastard offspring of Samuel_Clemons the ferret and a proud new owner of a GI Joe Hummer on weekends"
i was astounded, perplexed, and speechless, if that is possible.
i'd never get into Ferret Playgirl Magazine, my reputation would be ruined, i went into a fit of depression for a few days, and pondered how to handle this twist of events. the details are written about in an earlier blog post; enjoy yourself looking for the story. i set out to determine the validity of the claim, and uncle freddie offered to help. never did i expect it to take 4 months for his network of critters to do his bidding.
uncle freddie finally called yesterday, but i've been so busy, i couldn't post anything: "sammy, is that you?"
"hey uncle freddie, i'm glad you....."
"don't be a moron. sammy, i have the birth certificate, and i'll fax it right over, do what you want with it"
and he hung up.
looks pretty legit to me