pet human: "oh, my pleasure. have you met sam?"
visitor: "where are my keys?"
pet human: "he's something else" (laughing)
vistor: "you're not kidding" (appalled look)
they did it all for me! so nice of them. such a lovely spread. i really love my pet human. sometimes.
but my favorite part is the blueberry pie....
pet human: "don't show sam the pie, he will snuggle you to lure you in..."
visitor: "he's really cute. but he seems to be very....very..." and tapered off. my look stifled the remainder of the comment. we'll never know where that was going will we?
the sound of coffee cups and conversation in the other room were my cue.
i eased the slice of pie off the table. down the chair. and started across the living room.
pet human and visitor, simultaneously: "oh my god! he's dragging the pie across the carpet!!!!"
maybe i'm in trouble