it was all working out perfectly, until.................
i shouldn't have given the therapist her phone number as a reference
rodent indeed
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how shopping got me into family counseling
Oh! Almost forgot: Sam's Dating Tips!! http://www.scribd.com/doc/48856487/Sarcastic-Sam-Dating-Tips
Funny! Where'd you get the video/actress? Great Stuff, as always Sammy! Famous Playboy Ferret.
ReplyDeleteI will give you credit for carrying your themes throughout. The links are just as funny as the posts. I just read through them again, they make me laugh. Where's the one where you cornered the Pop Tart market? I recall that one was really good.
Einschtien @ResultsRmixed
one must remain consitent when dealing wif da faux services....maybe someone might actually need it
DeleteThe squeaky cell phone voice reminds me of the wah-wah voice on Charlie Brown. Adults and therapists just don't make sense.
ReplyDeletereally? i thought it sounded like one of those 60's sitcoms voices on the other end of the line.... at least that is what the script called for...
Deleteno, adults aren't therapists, and therapists aren't adults. and a real therapist would never call up a fake g/f and tell her I owed money and, and... well come to think of it, what am i doing meeting you, a gorgeous chick in here??? someone might see me, and the next thing you know, i'm being run out of my own blog for even talking to you!! OMG!! I gotta go!!!
oh the sacrifice of realism for entertainment
Oh and by the way I'm @lesliehedrick
ReplyDeletei had no doubts
Deleteand i are Sir Samuel Zeuz Clemons the Swashbuckling Pirate Wizard o' da High Seas, Sexiest Ferret on Da Planet, Voted Most Likely to Overthrow Same, Ruler of da Universe, and Multi Slacker Napper/Snacker Sock Thief Extraordinaire... (my paws are achin' from hittin' da shift keys, i hate formal titles)
Scary Sammy very scary; da lady has all the attributes of a bunny boiler one can only be grateful your an awesome ferret! I had hoped your meet & greet tour up the Ucayali would distract you...sadly not the case. I did encounter a rat in my swimming pool last week; but frankly it wasn't very civilized. Have you considered da monastic life? Just remember the benefits of faith & fortitude. @SueTandT
ReplyDeletei kept thinking you meant Ucalele, the instrument that Tiny Tim Played but for which if spelled wrong, spell check tries to correct with apparently it's closest reference, Caligula, the neurotic "people's emperor" of ancient rome who built the boats on the lake, short of that, it also delivers "Upscale" neither of them were what you were referring to, i am sure... thus and upon second or third examination, i realised you meant the river.
Deletei did in fact go up a river, and found the lost tribes of the Delta, but I am sure you are aware of that story, and many others i have rendered here for posterity while pet humans are lounging on their posteriors.
had i been invited up the river, i could have gone thru the flower pot, and been there in a jif, there is no doubt of that. having superpowers, and being a pirate wizard has it's benefits.
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ReplyDeleteStunning Visuals. Well done!!
ReplyDeleteI Tweet at @PronetworkBuild
Yea, maybe you should start courting some real chicks.
oh yea, the invites are pouring in left and right.
DeleteSo very much able to be the butt of the joke, and pull it off with no guile, and no sense of feeling awkward. I have been doing like you told me- trying to poke fun at myself. It's harder to do at some times than at others. But the more I do it, the better it feels. I have been laughing more, and that was all the point wasn't it? and it makes it easier to find funny things too. You were right. That laughing at ourselves is a spiritual force, Sam. You do know that people pay more attention to you than you give yourself credit for.
ReplyDeleteI just think that the world needs more insightful people like you. I do not know how you juggle all the things you do, and still take the time to make people laugh. Please don't stop, and please never stop being an inspiration.
How you could come up with this entire routine is very very creative. I just want to say thankyou very much for being you.
@SexyJeans
one cannot disagree with such a wonderful comment. i do not know where all that came from, Jean, but that was a very nice thing to say and stop by and be so kind to one as rascally and mischievous as i. you can stop by more often if you like, i do not bite. well, i nibble a bit, but we all have our lil idiosyncrasies don't we?
DeleteAwwww Sammy Sam Sam, and you prolly thought we pet humans get into some wing fang dang fal de rah zz ~ mmmmm huh ~ me thinks I know a certain ferret ...... luv ya I'm @grammakaye on twitter.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteYou really ticked her off, but calling you a weasel? That was just low.
@piperbayard
I'm speechless...with laughter.
ReplyDeleteI need another glass of blueberry wine.
You made my day. :D
I twitter away, night and day @jonesbabie
You brave!
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