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I refuse to miss out on this opportunity to expand my services on Twitter, so here's my new advertisement:
ARE YOU LONELY? HAVE NO FRIENDS? FEELING LIKE A LOSER? Well even if you are a loser, you don't have to suffer any longer. You just need to project a confident image.
if you sign up, i will poke you on facebook, post smarm on your Wall, and make all your friends jealous on Twitter.
this latest service will make everyone jealous of how popular you are on Twitter and Facebook. that girl that turned you down? threw her drink on you? ladies is there a man out there that snubbed you?
your friends will be envious that you have such a dedicated host of critters following your every move; you'll be the talk of the town. ladies? having trouble getting cyber sex from your old high school crush on Facebook? well no more. when he sees all the attention you are getting, he'll type something on your wall that will really change your life.
men no need for an expensive russian or columbian mail order bride! once they get their papers, they turn into manic, bipolar bloodsuckers anyway... how miserable is that. i have the solution.
you'll be able to brag to all your friends that you have lots of ferret lovin!
now granted, some people may question your sanity at first, but after they see the power and audacity of cute, they'll be wantin' some a what you got!
sign up now, and we'll even throw in a couple of soft porn postings, things like:
"hey baby, wanna snuggle wit me..?"
"can i touch your wiggle..?"
"come on over to my burrow baby, and let's take a nap.."
AND THAT's NOT ALL!!
if you are truly feeling adventurous, i'll add some heavy drama for no extra charge. if you sign up now, i'll even type something on the jealous party's wall, and create some real fireworks!
"we snuggled all night, and it was the best; you don't know what you're missing..."
or, "i was dancing so hard last night, we had to take a nap.."
DON'T WAIT! Tired of not having any friends on Facebook or Twitter? Sign up with confidence, nobody will ever think you are a loner again. Act now, my widdle paws can only type so fast. Space is Limited.
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