Twitter's Smarmy Wiseacre... Makes no apologies for anything, unless you're hot! and have poptarts... probably not even then
Sock it to me!
So how many ferrets could fit in that sock? And where did the other one get to? (...hey, that looks like one of mine!?) ...Sammmmmyyy...up to your old tricks, I see!
The older I get, the more I understand sock wisdom. Be one with the sock.
such wisdom, so profound, yet simple. the entire planet runs around in circles trying to make sense out of chaos, and it all comes down to a sock.
a virgin sock...helps you appreciate the (pop) tarts...