not very often, but sometimes a human will wander by my hovel, poke around a bit, thinking they've found a rabbit hole, and wake me up from one of my naps... regular readers know i nap often, generally 14 times per day, more often on sundays, and i don't mind the occasional curiosity seeker, and sometimes invite them in for tea, in my slumbered state, i forget they can only fit a nose in the opening to my ferret hole.... oh, this just in: Ann from Ann Arbor again, "sam, get on with the story, will ya?" oh, right, well, derek happened by, and asked why i sometimes use such long run on sentences, and i had to explain that my paws are not all that large, and i hate having to hit the shift key and he's lucky i don't run him off for waking me up; being the good sport, he threw a blueberry pop tart down into the burrow, and i have been working on it for a couple of days, if anyone cares to join me, i've only taken a few bites....
from someone blessed with an extraordinary mind, and also a gift for euphemisms, powerful allegory, not to mention he can butter a mean pop tart, i highly recommend you click the link below, and read derek's latest post....
http://dereksvandalblog.blogspot.com/
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Saturday, November 27, 2010
sams favorites more
Ongoing excerpts from Sam's time line, misc assorted tweets, these are from September 2010:
Sarcasm is a powerful tool for humor and good in the world, as long as you don't scare everyone off while doing it.....
I was told I should be more sensitive, so I am switching from Very, Very Sarcastic, to Very Sarcastic... I hope that satisfies everyone
Ferrets are convinced the happy dance solves all problems. They have a perfect track record.
It is a lot easier for me to remember if I just call everyone Uncle Freddie
ferrets have been mayors,governors, and one ferret was even squeaker of the house
ferrets have a secret plan to solve the world's problems .... take more naps
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Sunday, November 14, 2010
blueberry cream pie recipe
Blueberry Cream Pie Recipe http://tinyurl.com/25xj685 From King Arthur Flour
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Sunday, November 7, 2010
sams favorites
Just a quick post, BlogSpot by gOOgle (formerly Blogger) makes it so easy to post something, there's no excuse not to!
We'll update this feature regularly, here's just some off the bottom of the list:
We'll update this feature regularly, here's just some off the bottom of the list:
I was thinking this twitter gig was just come in and crack a few jokes a week before each movie, like Will Farrell. This is long term!!
Mary, ColoSprings: Sam were there any famous ferret pilots? me: that's too much work ... you know winding the rubber bands?
if you make someone laugh, you give them a respite from themselves
Note to New Followers: Due to the influx and increase in stupid questions, if yu dont get a response, don't give up, keep on asking ..lol
Andy from Capitol Hill: Sam do you laugh out loud sometimes at your own jokes...? Me: No Andy, but your avatar sure made me grin
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Friday, October 29, 2010
Sarcasm Sells Sarcastic Candidate sees 700 Percent Jump!
Last week the Master of Sarcasm himelf had 73 Follow Friday Recommends on
http://www.followfriday.com/followfriday/Samuel_Clemons
this week as of right now, that ranking stands at 452, a 700% increase over last week.
And for months, the widget has said " > 1k " meaning greater than 1,000 in the rankings. Now as you can see on the right, the widget has Sarcastic Sam at a Global Ranking of 285. No Lady Gaga, no Justin or Justin, but not so bad for a ferret with 7k followers.
Hey it's just a widget, something to keep me occupied in between snide remarks.
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http://www.followfriday.com/followfriday/Samuel_Clemons
this week as of right now, that ranking stands at 452, a 700% increase over last week.
And for months, the widget has said " > 1k " meaning greater than 1,000 in the rankings. Now as you can see on the right, the widget has Sarcastic Sam at a Global Ranking of 285. No Lady Gaga, no Justin or Justin, but not so bad for a ferret with 7k followers.
Hey it's just a widget, something to keep me occupied in between snide remarks.
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Thursday, October 28, 2010
if by rudyard kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream — and not make dreams your master;
If you can think — and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings — nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And which is more; you'll be a Man, my son!
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Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream — and not make dreams your master;
If you can think — and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings — nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And which is more; you'll be a Man, my son!
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Sunday, October 24, 2010
Funny Blog Post
This is the kind of funny blog Sam likes, completely irreverant, and yet not so much so that anyone is going to be offended. http://myjokeblog.com/
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