Classified Information Regarding Santa's Sleigh
Designer & Builder: K. Kringle & Elves, Inc.
Color: Red Base with Green Garland, and Silver Snowflakes
Probable First Flight: Dec. 24, 343 A.D.
Home Base: North Pole
Length: 75 cc (candy canes)/150 lp (lollipops)
Width: 40 cc/80 lp Height: 55 cc/110 lp
Weight at takeoff: 75,000 gd (gumdrops)
Passenger weight at takeoff: Santa Claus 260 pounds
Weight of gifts at takeoff: 60,000 tons
Weight at landing: 80,000 gd (ice & snow accumulation)
Passenger weight at landing: 1,260 pounds
Propulsion: Nine (9) rp (reindeer power)
Armament: Antlers (purely defensive) Fuel: Hay, oats and carrots (for reindeer) Emissions: Classified
Climbing speed: One "T" (Twinkle of an eye)
Max speed: Faster than starlight
Source: Secret Ferret Manuel for Everything
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ReplyDeleteLol. This is awesome!
ReplyDeleteI have always wondered how Santa got that sleigh up in the sky. Never underestimate the power of rp and a big T. Merry Christmas Sam!
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