ferrets dance, we wiggle, we are hard to depress, normal things don't get us down like they might a human pet. sure we don't like it when humans try to steal our ill gotten loot; but that isn't going to get us upset. if i steal your sock, you should just move on, it's mine.
so i have a few haters, yea. it really rankles them that i wiggle, i giggle and stay sarcastic at all hours of the day and night. i could easily fall into the trap of hating back. "sam, you can't sing, you must be tone deaf" i just got a tweet like that a few minutes ago.....
various replies come to mind: "neither can you..." or "your momma sings pretty well" or another traditional reply "&%#@ You" might work well here.
regular readers know i keep a clean profile, and even in my worst state of mind, i don't resort to that type of language.
haters hate it when we don't hate back. it's remarkable they even try.. how do they explain that rationally to their colleagues or spouse...
"jim, what ya doin'? what's got you so worked up....?"
jim: "oh, this darn ferret on twitter, always dancing and bragging he's so awesome, and good lookin... can't stand this critter..."
colleague or spouse: "let me see...." leans over laptop...
"well he is mighty cute..."
jim: "not you too!"
"jim, you probably need therapy...."
it is quite possible that there is something wrong with jim, but who am i to point out that he's arguing with a ferret?
i can't help it God made me so good lookin'.
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